5:03 – Once again, watching so you don’t have to… Live tweeting tonight’s event.
6:44 – Okay. Sitting in the living room fixin’ to livetweet this overblown event of a speech for all you fine people. You can thank me later.
6:49 – Okay. Sitting in the living room fixin’ to livetweet this overblown event of a speech for all you fine people. You can thank me later.
6:49 – Oh look, it’s my BFF Pelosi in a red suit. And pearls. Sigh… why do I feel liked they’ve been tainted now? (@rightgirl)
6:51 – Wait did they say “He’s got to crack heads” or “He’s got crackheads”? Very different.
6:52 – Wait did they say “He’s got to crack heads” or “He’s got crackheads”? Very different.
6:53 – “Day by day, his leadership quality is dripped away”… from CNN?
6:56 – I do. RT @becs09 @pinkelephantpun better to say u have 2 lunatics with you live tweeting. Btw @mkiessling u & me..This could get loud & ugly
6:58 – “Nobody thinks they’re safe in this crazy election cycle”… AMEN!
6:59 – 62% of Americans still support public option. What polls are you reading CNN??? What the hell.
7:00 – And they pulled the Kennedy widow card. Awesome. $5 there will be tears.
7:00 – What is with the creepy Biden/Pelosi silent exchanges?
7:02 – “The Democrats will give no doubt give him standing ovations. The Republicans, not so much.”
7:03 – @itsonlywords Oh good LORD. Can we imagine a Biden/Pelosi love child?
7:03 – Red power suits amok.
7:04 – DELTOIDS! RT @TeresaKopec: Darn. Michelle wears sleeves this time. What will we all talk about tomorrow? #Obama
7:05 – RT @secupp: OMG, major disaster at health care speech: Hill and Pelosi wearing same outfit. I smell a cat fight…
7:07 – Can Obama wear a red power suit? PLEASE?
7:08 – I smell a teleprompter malfunction.
7:09 – “President really prefers bipartisanship”…. BS. Why isn’t Obama talking yet? Is he lost?
7:09 – So. Much. Red.
7:11 – Thinking the red is symbolic.
7:11 – And…. here he is. Finally.
7:14 – 3 full minutes of clapping?
7:17 – RT @becs09: Please note, Pelosi spoke and @pinkelephantpun didn’t break the TV (but did comment)
7:18 – Omg PLEASE sit down so we can get through this!
7:19 – “I can say with confidence that we have pulled this economy back from the brink.” Yes, Obama. It was ALL you.
7:19 – RT @JoeyBiden: Check me out. Im currently blinking 175 times per minute
7:21 – “We’re the only wealthy nation that allows such hardship for it’s citizens”
7:22 – Now we’re down to 39 million uninsured? I thought it was 46 million.
7:23 – And here we go with the horror stories. Shall we go on with our socialized medicine horror stories?
7:23 – And we’re standing again.
7:23 – This is what @seanhackbarth means when he says the right needs to get better at story telling
7:23 – RT @itsonlywords: @pinkelephantpun Yes, life is hard in America. That’s why no one ever crosses our borders illegally in order to live here.
7:24 – “We’re paying a hidden and growing tax for those who are without it”… and that’s BEFORE HR3200!
7:25 – STOP BLINKING JOE!
7:26 – Standing again. Can we count the standing ovations? We’re at 4 right now.
7:27 – The Senate finance committee announced that it will move forward next week.
7:27 – “Unprecedented coalitions that have opposed reform in the past.” But I can buy them off! This will CHANGE!
7:28 – And Obama channels a black preacher “Now is the TIME TO DELIVER HEALTH CARE!”
7:29 – Wait, this plan is incorporating Republican ideas? Where? Enlighten me please, oh great one.
7:29 – Here is comes: YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN!
7:31 – “As soon as I sign this bill, it will be illegal for insurance companies to drop your coverage”. Because I am Jesus and I MAKE LAWS.
7:31 – 6 standing O’s
7:31 – 7 standing Os
7:32 – Are they clapping to give the teleprompter a chance to cue up? Seriously, let him finish a sentence!
7:32 – RT @AmandaCarpenter: It boggles the mind we are still debating insurance coverage policies and not how to make health care cheaper.
7:33 – Wait did he say we’re a democracy? Aren’t we a Republic?
7:33 – 8 standing Os
7:33 – Joe still blinking like his salary depends on it.
7:34 – Pelosi trying hard to keep up with crazy Joe’s spastic eyelids.
7:34 – McCain getting the warm fuzzies from O’s compliment
7:34 – 9 standing Os
7:35 – Still haven’t heard a word about tort reform.
7:36 – 9.5 standing Os. They’re getting tired.
7:37 – Ooh key controversies. Here we go.
7:37 – “Bogus claims from people who kill reform at any cost” – it’s NOT about being anti reform! How about the RIGHT reform?
7:38 – 11 standing Os.
7:39 – 12 standing Os.
7:41 – Is Biden lost? Did someone hide his toys?
7:41 – 13 standing Os.
7:41 – Obama: I just want to hold them accountable.
7:41 – 14 standing Os.
7:42 – RT @HeyTammyBruce: The man with 30 czars wants to hold other people accountable? Priceless.
7:43 – Not yet darlin’! RT @Rschrim: Is there a Insurance Accountability Czar?
7:43 – I really want to know where this statistical support for a public option is coming from. Can someone send it to me?
7:44 – “The public option is a means to the end.”
7:44 – 15 standing Os.
7:45 – 16 standing Os.
7:45 – 17 standing Os.
7:46 – “I will make sure that no bureaucrat stands between you and the coverage you need” – well, my mind is officially at ease!
7:46 – “I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits”.
7:46 – 18 standing Os.
7:49 – “The only thing this plan would eliminate is waste and fraud.”
7:49 – 19 standing Os. Still taking their cues from Princess.
7:50 – “Don’t pay attention to the scary stories” – or the man behind the curtain!!
7:50 – “That will not happen on my watch! I will protect medicare!”
7:50 – 20 standing Os.
7:52 – 21 standing Os.
7:53 – 22 standing Os.
7:54 – “We are security. Not higher taxes.”
7:55 – 23 standing Os.
7:56 – Tears. You all owe me $5 bitches.
7:57 – Watching Biden try to cry without moving his forehead is completely captivating.
8:00 – RT @AnnaTarkov: America has always been known for its self-reliance & rugged individualism. Now it’s time to put a stop to all that nonsense
8:02 – I feel like I’m going to throw up.
8:02 – “I know some are remaining skeptical that the government is looking out for them.”
8:03 – “I still believe! I still believe!” And we’re a preacher again.
8:04 – Total count: 25 standing Os.
8:06 – I can’t take this. I’m retreating from the television.