… the porn industry begs for money. I’ll leave all the horrible porn puns for Twitter. No I’m not making this up, I’m not that funny. FIVE BILLION DOLLARS YA’LL! And no, they don’t need money, admit Larry Flynt and Joe Francis – internet traffic has grown, despite a slight slip in DVD sales. But I suppose they’re entitled – they’re liberals after all. Check this out:
But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in the statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”
“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It’s time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly.”
Good Lord. I want to write something snarky but I can’t even top that. I’m pretty sure people are still having sex. Sorry to burst your bubble there, guys. Anyone else slightly distraught that we’re relying on the likes of Franken and Murtha to laugh this out of Washington?