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You Might Be A Racist…

Hilarious. From Fingers Malloy.

If you are against socialized medicine and you are a white conservative, you may be a racist.

If you are a liberal democrat and were at one point a member of the KKK (Senator Byrd), you are NOT a racist.

If you oppose government bailouts, don’t like being told what car to drive, what food to eat or are against the Fairness Doctrine, you may be a racist.

If you are a liberal democrat of color and you oppose a white conservative president, you are NOT a racist.

If you are a white conservative and you supported people like Clarence Thomas, Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, Linda Chavez, Alberto Gonzales, Carlos Gutierrez, Samuel Alito, Dana Parino and Elanie Chao to become Justices of the Supreme Court or high ranking government officials, you are not only a racist but you hate women.

If you are a liberal of any color and opposed those nominations, you are not only NOT racists, you are patriots.

If you are a white conservative and you oppose communists advising the president, you are a racist.

Well done, Malloy.